20. Franziskaner

Cost 4
Smoothness 3
Piss-factor 1
Aftertaste 2
Coolness 3

This is a lovely fruity weiss-biere that I had at a beer hall in the Rocks. It was really very tasty but it seemed a shame to drink it too quickly and it was quite pricey so it only gets a piss-factor of 1. Another down-side was that the pub wouldn’t let us sit outside unless we were eating. It took about 20 minutes to convince the German staff that the pretzel we ordered was food despite the fact it was between 3 of us, and that they should let us sit in the sun.