32. Cascade Premium Light

Smoothness 2
Cost 2
Piss-Factor 1
Aftertaste 4
Coolness 1

We had these on the day we bought a set of bathroom scales for the flat. The previous few weeks had been a bit over-indulgent and when I stood on the scales I had a bit of a fright. I should have probably cut the beer out completely but instead I thought I’d have a light beer.

What I wasn’t told was that in Australia “Light Beer” didn’t mean less calories like it did in the UK. It just meant less alcohol. Rip off!